Future blow-off thesis idea, #87:

Seinfeld Through the Post-Modern Lens, or; Screw It, It’s the 90s.

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  • CHROMATICS / KILL FOR LOVE (Complete Album)

Chromatic’s new album, Kill for Love, streaming in full on Soundcloud. 90 minutes of holycrapthisiswonderful. Essentially.

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dailyseinfeld:

GEORGE: Hey, I think I may have found someone for the scholarship.
JERRY: Yeah?
GEORGE: I’m interviewing all these annoying little overachievers.. finally, this kid walks in - Steven Koren - a regular guy.. likes sports.. watches T.V..
JERRY: Is he smart?
GEORGE: (Defensively) He knows how to read. And he also knows finishing an entire book doesn’t prove anything. And get this: he’s into architecture.
JERRY: Hey! Just like you pretend to be.
GEORGE: Yes. With a little guidance, Steven Koren is going to be everything I claim to be, only for real. That’s my dream, Jerry.
JERRY: I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!

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  • Jasmine (demo)Jai Paul

Jasmine | Jai Paul

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  • Lana Del Rey - Blue Jeans (RAC Mix)

If RAC and Penguin Prison somehow combined their Blue Jeans remixes, there might be some tear in the fabric of the cosmos. Or my pants.

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You either love or hate her. It seems like everybody has an opinion about miss Lana Del Rey. Here’s my remix of Blue Jeans. I really hope you like it.

Lana Del Rey - Blue Jeans (RAC Mix)

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  • Kill for LoveChromatics

Kill for Love | Chromatics

Like the Radio Dept., if they got out more on the weekends.

You can download Kill for Love on Soundcloud.

dailyseinfeld:

JERRY: They act like it was some act of charity. Just going out with her.
GEORGE: So, she’s the loser of the group. Every group has someone that they all make fun of. Like us with Elaine.
JERRY: (Hesitating, then shakes it off) There is no way Ellen is the loser of that group.
GEORGE: Are you looking deep down at the real person underneath?

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newtjudgesyou: “If the Mexican space program can send a killer whale back to the moon, so can we.”
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“If the Mexican space program can send a killer whale back to the moon, so can we.”

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Girl Gone Wild | Madonna

Awake stay awake stay awake Jazz ambassadors stay awake mujahideen.

2/5 pages of a history paper at 430am. It could be worse. I could be Canadian. Just kidding. 

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  • JupiterTourist

Jupiter | Tourist

Chariots of Fire in space. In the 80’s.

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Primadonna | Marina and the Diamonds

She’s Electra Heart, or whatever.

My not-totally-completely absorbing the whole concept thing does not in the slightest make this song any less wonderful. 

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  • Super Morrissey Bros.The Smiths

This Charming Man (Lazyitis Remix) | The Smiths

Teen angst (i.e., Morrissey), now in 8-bit Super Mario Bros. sound effects.

Source: SoundCloud / lazyitis

This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody) | Talking Heads

Home, is where I want to be / Pick me up and turn me round

I feel numb— born with a weak heart / So I guess I must be having fun

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  • How Will I Know (EarthMoonEarth Remix)Whitney Houston

Oh hello, the weekend.

mp3medication:

EarthMoonEarth pay their respects to the late Whitney Houston with this spaced out synth jam remix of “How Will I Know.” Download for free(!) here.

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